Whoa! Frankie Muniz? I thought he was racing cars after Malcolm in the Middle. Anyway, this is my plea to you. Sharks are not your enemy. It needs to be repeated over and over again. In the food chain, they eat old and sickly sea-life so they never get into your diet. This has become a big problem because poachers hunt down sharks and cut off their fins to sell to the ignorant and superstitious. Without their fins, they sink to the bottom and die a painful, sad death. Any and all attacks you hear about sharks on humans are super rare. That being said, I present to you the third installment of that film you like to watch because you’ve already seen most of what the internet has to offer. On their way to Florida for summer vacation, series protagonists Fin and April encounter another Sharknado wrecking the East Coast straight into Washington D.C.
Sharnado 3: Oh Hell No! is directed by Anthony Ferrante and stars Ian Ziering and Tara Reid. It will premiere on Syfy in the U.S. on July 22nd 2015. For full release info, click here.
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